{"product_id":"laundry-day-sloth-unisex-premium-hoodie-funny-procrastination-ill-get-to-it-by-2027-sweatshirt","title":"Laundry Day Sloth Unisex Premium Hoodie | Funny Procrastination \"I'll Get To It By 2027\" Sweatshirt","description":"The perfect deadline doesn't exi— 🦥👕💤\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeet your new spirit animal: the Laundry Day Sloth. Buried deep beneath a mountain of unfolded T-shirts and mismatched socks, this sloth has officially checked out of adulthood. Featuring the relatable promise, \"I’ll get to it by 2027,\" this design is for everyone who currently has a \"laundry chair\" that hasn't been seen in months.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy this hoodie is a \"Lazy Day\" masterpiece: Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own would perfectly represent your life choices? This classic streetwear piece isn't just a funny statement; it's a premium experience. With a 100% cotton face and a plush interior, it feels like a warm hug—making it much easier to keep ignoring that pile of clothes. Whether you're lounging through a marathon session of your favorite show or running a quick (and very slow) errand, this hoodie has you covered.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nTechnical Specifications:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nStreetwear Softness: 100% cotton face for a smooth, high-end feel and sharp print quality.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWarmth \u0026amp; Relaxation: 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester blend for that cozy, weighted comfort.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nNap-Ready Details: Features a structured 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a front pouch pocket for hiding your phone from \"productivity\" notifications.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium Construction: Self-fabric patch on the back for a clean finish.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nExpertly Sourced: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n⚠️ Sizing Note: This hoodie runs small for a more tailored look. For the perfect \"hide from the world\" relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eGuide des tailles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOUR DE POITRINE (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLONGUEUR (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"metric\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTOUR DE POITRINE (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLONGUEUR (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e53.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e63.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e67.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"WetPet","offers":[{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":57289063432576,"sku":"8375314_11496","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":57289063465344,"sku":"8375314_11497","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":57289063498112,"sku":"8375314_11498","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":57289063530880,"sku":"8375314_11499","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289063563648,"sku":"8375314_11500","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289063596416,"sku":"8375314_13422","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ S","offer_id":57289063629184,"sku":"8375314_10784","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ M","offer_id":57289063661952,"sku":"8375314_10785","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ L","offer_id":57289063694720,"sku":"8375314_10786","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ XL","offer_id":57289063727488,"sku":"8375314_10787","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289063760256,"sku":"8375314_10788","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carbon Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289063793024,"sku":"8375314_13420","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":57289063825792,"sku":"8375314_24993","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":57289063858560,"sku":"8375314_24994","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":57289063891328,"sku":"8375314_24995","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":57289063924096,"sku":"8375314_24996","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289063956864,"sku":"8375314_24997","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289063989632,"sku":"8375314_24998","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ S","offer_id":57289064022400,"sku":"8375314_25005","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ M","offer_id":57289064055168,"sku":"8375314_25006","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ L","offer_id":57289064087936,"sku":"8375314_25007","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ XL","offer_id":57289064120704,"sku":"8375314_25008","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289064153472,"sku":"8375314_25009","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Lavender \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289064186240,"sku":"8375314_25010","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ S","offer_id":57289064219008,"sku":"8375314_13917","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ M","offer_id":57289064251776,"sku":"8375314_13918","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ L","offer_id":57289064284544,"sku":"8375314_13919","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ XL","offer_id":57289064317312,"sku":"8375314_13920","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289064350080,"sku":"8375314_13921","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sky Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289064382848,"sku":"8375314_13922","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ S","offer_id":57289064415616,"sku":"8375314_20284","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ M","offer_id":57289064448384,"sku":"8375314_20285","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ L","offer_id":57289064481152,"sku":"8375314_20286","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ XL","offer_id":57289064513920,"sku":"8375314_20287","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289064546688,"sku":"8375314_20288","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bone \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289064579456,"sku":"8375314_20289","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57289064612224,"sku":"8375314_10774","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57289064644992,"sku":"8375314_10775","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57289064677760,"sku":"8375314_10776","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57289064710528,"sku":"8375314_10777","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57289064743296,"sku":"8375314_10778","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57289064776064,"sku":"8375314_13421","price":44.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0971\/3637\/8240\/files\/cotton-heritage-m2580-i-unisex-premium-pullover-hoodie-carbon-grey-front-69735021e8288.jpg?v=1769164848","url":"https:\/\/wetpet.shop\/de\/products\/laundry-day-sloth-unisex-premium-hoodie-funny-procrastination-ill-get-to-it-by-2027-sweatshirt","provider":"WetPet","version":"1.0","type":"link"}