The Corporate Trash-Consultant Unisex Premium Hoodie | Middle-Management Raccoon

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own would also be your most professional? 🦝💼

Upgrade your streetwear game with the Middle-Management Raccoon. Featuring a raccoon in a tiny, poorly fitted necktie presenting his latest PowerPoint, "How to optimize trash can entry," this hoodie is the ultimate tribute to office satire and "trash panda" culture. Whether you’re crunching numbers or heading out on a chilly evening, this classic piece keeps you warm while you "optimize" your day.

Why You'll Love It: This isn't just a funny design; it's a high-quality streetwear staple. With a 100% cotton face, the print stays vibrant and sharp. It features a convenient front pouch pocket for your essentials and a cozy 3-panel hood for extra warmth.

Technical Specifications:

Premium Feel: 100% cotton face for an ultra-smooth exterior and superior print quality.

Warm & Cozy: A soft blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester.

Smart Details: Matching flat drawstrings and a self-fabric patch on the back for a polished look.

Functional Design: Includes a front pouch pocket and a structured 3-panel hood.

Responsibly Sourced: Blank product sourced from Pakistan.

⚠️ Sizing Note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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