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Why You'll Love It: This unisex t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all, making it a versatile staple for any wardrobe.
Technical Specifications:
Ultimate Comfort: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester).
Premium Quality: A lightweight fabric weight of 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) for a high-end feel.
Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric with side-seamed construction to ensure it keeps its shape.
Professional Finish: Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for added durability.
Responsibly Sourced: Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Guide des tailles
| |
LONGUEUR (inches) |
LARGEUR (inches) |
POITRINE (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LONGUEUR (cm) |
LARGEUR (cm) |
POITRINE (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
